1

Pilot

2

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System

3

Poker, Faith, and Eggs

4

A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

5

A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom

6

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac

7

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run

8

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair

9

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia

10

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo

11

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers

12

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

13

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek

14

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey

15

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

16

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine

17

Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo

18

A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside

19

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple

20

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

21

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

22

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set

1

A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels

2

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron

3

A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

4

A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce

5

A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries

6

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan

7

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon

8

An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius

9

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero

10

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts

11

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf

12

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor

13

A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely

14

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back

15

A Math Emergency and Perky Palms

16

A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag

17

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary

18

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow

19

A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater

20

A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

21

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster

22

A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast

1

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes

2

A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board

3

An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom

4

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

5

A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

6

A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm

7

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting

8

The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's

9

A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken

10

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

11

A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony

12

Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

13

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains

14

A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

15

A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub

16

Pasadena

17

An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell

18

A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

19

A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff

20

A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge

21

A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

1

Graduation

2

A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton

3

Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken

4

Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love

5

A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On

6

Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of The Zipper

7

A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You

8

An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles

9

Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey

10

Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts

11

A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles

12

A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science

13

The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education

14

Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency

15

A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities

16

A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips

17

A Black Hole

18

The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics

1

One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires

2

Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism

3

Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench

4

Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room

5

Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy

6

Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones

7

An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel

8

The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin

9

The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian

10

An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room

11

A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit

12

A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance

13

A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender

14

A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles

15

A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number

16

A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car

17

A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth

18

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli

19

A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband

20

Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker

21

White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People

22

Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future

1

Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

2

Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific

3

Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy

4

Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero

5

A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'

6

An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football

7

A Tougher Nut and a Note on File

8

Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha

9

College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle

10

Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting

11

Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest

12

A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter

13

A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters

14

A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being

15

Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame

16

A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam

17

A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult

18

Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal

19

A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler

20

German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat

21

A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet

22

A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

1

A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree

2

A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog

3

A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy

4

Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker

5

A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy

6

Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning

7

A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

8

An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

9

A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby

10

Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

11

A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs

12

A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture

13

Funeral (1)

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Memoir (2)